Showing posts with label Retarded-ness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Retarded-ness. Show all posts

24 April 2010

i seriously hate wannabes..

Disclaimer: This post may be offensive for some readers. Do not read if u find it offensive. Im just using my blog to say things that i really wanna say to this fella but i've got no guts to do so because he's still sort of blood related...(p/s: im not mentioning bout my bro) and i have the guts to post it here is because.. he thinks i dont blog.. so he definitely wont find me here XD


THE OFFENSIVE AND STUPID POST STARTS here (:

i hate wannabes and i've been saying that A LOT lately
because
someone idiotic
tries to imitate Edward Cullen aka Robert Pattinson(in his beard-less form)

well guess wad....??

YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE EDWARD CULLEN! #^!%^@
dont act like him when u are not!
YOU ARE NOT EDWARD CULLEN AND WILL NEVER BE ONE!
its useless! Your girlfriend wont like you even u ARE edward cullen
ur attitude SUCKS
dont start calling yourself vegetarian when YOU STILL EAT FISH!

oh yea... dont act like ur some sort of twilight fan when u havent even read the whole series
dont say u are a fan when u cant even pronounce carlisle's name properly
dont say u like alice when all u did was watch the movie
dont act!

im not trying to say im a super fan or something
cause all i did was read the whole series
and watched both twilight and new moon
p/s: if i dont call myself a super fan.. u've got no rights! :P

sometimes u act like u know about twilight more than me...
sorry to say... im better :P:P

and even more :P
putting edward cullen as ur facebook profile pic makes me mad!
u aint no edward cullen
putting twilight theme on your handphone.. so wad?
that doesnt prove anything :P

im still better than you~~
i love twilight more than u love ur girlfriend :P


My post ends here...
whether he sees this or not..
at least i can release my anger xD
If he sees this.. GREAT xD

signing off,
Chi Yan..(I LOVE TWILIGHT MORE THAN YOU DO) XD


p/s: u can always ask me whether it's you, incase u misunderstand (:

24 April 2009

Thank You Jesus!!!

Thank you Jesus for making time pass so fast..
Thanks for making the exam week past so fast..

Finally the suck @ss intervensi 2 is over...

Yahoo....
This intervensi 2 like parasitism..
they feel good.. we feel bad..

I also wanna complain bout the PIBG thing
Its like... WHY THE HECK MUST WE PAY....

Its RM100++

so ya... i planing to pay on 30 June which is the last day for this "USEFUL AND WORTHY" fee
*coughs blood and vomit all of my organ*

and of course.. my dear maple...
They got a new patch..
but becca say it was useless

cause..

they only add the hacking policy thingy and also some new cash items...
if not mistaken...
i saw a 24-hour 2x exp..
but i rarely fight normal mobs..
i rather go pq....
And and and... i havent really try out my webcam with my friends..
anyone care to try with me????

Nowadays..
Im laghing more than ever...
I had never laughed this much for a bout a month

I laugh th hell outta me
that day was a tuesday..i think..
during science class..
we were marking out science process skill..
Su wen and MC was bz chatting bout penis..

so....
while i was writing the correct answer on Cheryl's book..
I wrote this:
The umbilical cord connects the mother to penis...

i laughed the crap outta me...
oh and...
Su wen... i found a chibi-sperm in my success science book
forgot to show it to you today.....ehehehe

I becoming more and more to a maple FREAK
dont blame me..
its amazingly F-U-N

dont worry
i wont forget to study
i wont forget my friends on the real world....

hmm...
ah yes...
today.. we played with the p(w)etty kitty
damn cute(y)
its just so CUTE..
no words to describe those gorgeous little ' goo-goo" eyes which make us go 'ga-ga'
ahahhaha...

i will to use even more bombastic word in my blog
cause..
im fascinated with Su Wen's blog...
i like bombastic word..
it makes me go "WOW"
and bawl my eyes out...
HAHAHAHA....

bombastic... bimbobastic...FANTAS STEAK!!!!!
Oh lolol..
random words....

oh and ya...
interact clu installation is 2mrw..
excited?
well definitely....
first time....

i am currently patching my MAPLE...
heheheh
waiting for it..
thats why this unbelievably long post came up..

Getting really bored of the same old language..
I SHALL TRY BOMBASTIC WORDS
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOL

bye bye blogger/visitors/viewer/leng lui/leng zai
or wateva you called yourself...

bb,
fucktard..

24 March 2009

NOTHING MUCH

Nothing much happened in school today...

today we went to bengkel for our KH project and then we i was sawing the wood... somehow the En Shudirman saw me... I saw until very tired already ( I sawed a few woods before that. dont say i am weak) after that, he told me not to sit cause he say 'no power'( marianne you win this time)

Then he showed me the proper way... and he saw for me.. within 5 second .. the wood that i was sawing until half dead...has broken into two.. he sawed it in like 5 secs..i saw like 5 minute also havent break.......LOL.. that time my reaction was like O_O...... teacher also helped Marianne saw her piece of wood....

After that.. i start sawing like how he did.. and it seems more effective but still very tiring...OH! and becca siad.. if we saw like this .. then one side of our arm will be muscular....so..its like right hand muscular...left hand not muscular..LOL

I think thats all for today..gtg...BYE..gotta finish elemen 1 for sj project..pass up tomorow!

Few more viewers and my hits reached 500! YAY!

23 March 2009

CHAPTER 4

Proud day of 3Setians 2009..

Today we learned about the chapter female reproductive system.

WOAH!!!!
memberi nafsu yang baru.....again

today we get to see cd...YAY!!! more animated vagina(s) and penis(s)LOL

dont think i disgusting ah... just wanna know more bout it..LOL...sweat..you guys just dont understand my feeling right now....excited for more chapter 4 lessons..wheeee.....

today when we looking at what happen during guys puberty....
I had an image of girl's puberty stuff..
when we almost reached there i told sook yii.. Im gonna laugh...
and the dummy on screen was flat..then when they say.. when girls reach puberty the breast will grow bigger..

The moment they say that..the dummy on screen punya boobs grew bigger..
then we burst out laughing like mad.. got more scene... but i lazy la.. got so many pin in te ass... i meant... got so many projects to do.. LOL.

bye for now....
my hits 481 already..19 more and i reached..
* retarded drums roll*





500!!! YAY!!! bye for now..off to projects.. and i am not rs-ing until i got free time to even fart...LOL

20 March 2009

This is my 42nd post
8 more post and its 50 post...........
I am gonna post about....

My hits reach 450++ in such a short period of time... YAY!!!! THANKS GUYS!!!:)

Hmm... what should i post about?
okay........
I forgotten what I want to post......
OH YA!!!!!!!!!
MY mum la!!! Her accout stuff...she do wrong....
Then she force me to do everything for her again...
I have to do that company's receipt....1 whole year cheque...

But!but but but but... She still a little kind hearted.....She know I am out of money to buy a webcam while i wanted it....then she promise to buy me a webcam...YAY!!!

And she say... more work is coming........so..i hope I can get a new specs!!!

WISH ME LUCK....:)

I am currently trying to change my layout....... but those layout.... Dunno why? the post all out of its place...so i gotta find a proper 1 that can make it work.. HANG ON GUYS!!!!!!

09 March 2009

My new Wacky weird little interest

Recently, I went into an arcade. I saw this car racing simuation game. I was interested. So i tried it.

When i was playing the game. I can hear my heart beat and my heart pumps really really fast.

I like that feeling.. With the tense to chase up the racing car in front of you / with the tense of not letting the car behind you chase up.

I love that feeling. So, I am gonna play more racing games from now on. WHEEEEE................ I like to race.

Dun worry, when i grow up and get my license I wont drive like that. I care my life more than I care for the game. I am a rational person. I think what's the consequences . * but even if i knew the consequences, i still do it sometimes* Teehee. But i'll never ever drive fast..... LALALA. Got to go. See you guys in the next post. Bye....

My retarded creation

During moral lesson. when teacher wasnt there. I was too bored. So I use the unwanted paper i have to make my stupid creation.

I wanted to make spongebob in the first place, but i gave up, so at least the box is there already la. Then I made some cylinder that looks like pill.

I put it in the box and started calling it birth control pills. I started showing people and annoys them with it. Cl put in into her mouth but spit back out. Others just said "Ewww" . Sorry guys for annoying you with the OBVIOUSLY FAKE birth control pill. Tee hee....

The second day, moral no class again, So i went into my deep thinking and I made a pencil. Hee hee. A pencil made out of paper that actually works. Hee hee.... Too bad... I destroyed it already... Cause it is bent and wont hold anymore. It just keeps opening and opening. So i gave up. I abandoned it................... Gahahahahahaha...

That i planned to make a cake. But looked like Shit. So I got mad and made SHIT then teacher saw me... So I quickly crushed it ...sweat............. then i tried making a mini book. Fed up of cutting and destroyed it again..... so means ....... I only made the pencil and the shit. HAHAHA. If you dun believe. Shye Wei be my witness. She saw me making it....

what A day!!!!

Today I went to Mid Valley with my family. I went to buy stationaries I need.
I bought this scissors, it got 1 special thing there. So when i cut, the scissors will open itself.
I was like Ooohhhhhh..... *retarded look* Then I ask my father whether is it sharp? Then he said YES. So i bought it. It's RM3.90 only from Japan.....

I show you guys 2mrw la. If you ever wanna see it . You know why i buy it?.......

I felt bad for borrowing Sook Yii's scissors to make my retarded creation. I'll post 1 more post about my retarded creation and another post for my new wacky weird interest. Teehee.......

I also bought some pens ,rulers for my bro and bought glue stick. what do you think bought the price? RM15++? Nah..... only Rm10.20 all together.....
4 pens for RM2.80 only. 2 rulers for RM 1.20 only. 2 glue sticks for RM 3.30 only the scissors RM 3.90 only. HAHAHAHA.

Oh. Before I forget. I am looking for retarded looking animated banana images for our sivik project. It's very cute. And I am craving for more. I got 8 banana images already. But i still want more. Very nice and cute. Wheeeee.....................

08 March 2009

WHEEEEEEE

MY HITS FINALLY REACHED 300+. WHEEEEEEEE *jumps around like a retarded kangaroo*

I wonder who's the 1 who broke the ice to to reach the number 300. Tee-hee.............
Dun worry guys. I'll make sure to post more. So you all visit more. And we can reach 400 faster. WWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......... I promise to not ever let my blog rot ever again. I'll post all the crap I have. After all, I am a really god "crap-per" but my crap is not totally crap. So i'll just post whatever I have. To make sure my blog never rot again.

Today,I wanna blog bout this movie Just follow Law , It's very old (produced 2006) The movie very the damn funny, you wanna watch it? well, if you are watching fot the first time. Then make sure you are not eating popcorns. Or else you might choke.

Dun worry, its very easy to understand. They speak a little bit of Chinese ,small bit of Hokkien like "Ka-na-sai = eat Shit. Cause they only speak simple english. Nice show, slight perverted. But no exposure, only got wear bikini which is really nothing too exposeed. Okay. gtg. Go watch the movie. DAMN FUNNY.

I can guarantee you'll laugh if you watch it for the first time. Second time...... No guarantee, cause i didn't laugh much. Because I already knew what would actually happen!!!! Okay, that's enough for this post. Bye bye.... I'll come back with another post..