Showing posts with label Funny Stuff For Friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stuff For Friends. Show all posts

08 May 2009

Hmm.....

I seriously have nothign much to blog about today...
But.. when i have something post..
I'll post it up later...
I dunno wad to post about..

How about... My little experience on my oral today... :D

It sucks.... Of all the names...
Mine was the first name CALLED today..
And i wasnt even ready for it....
Then i was so nervous until I kinda simply
crap and crap and crap.....
then only he asked some questions....
Then i answered him....
I wasnt supposed to..

after all that, i done.. he told me my mark ( range)
so.. he asked me whether i want to re-do
straight away.. with confidence.. i said YES
cause I swear I crapped a lot just now..
So....
i better re-do to get higher marks..
Im not sure why he didnt ask others whether thay want to re-do
Maybe because he noticed I was SICK.. Im still coughing...LOL

Whatever it is..
I dont care...
All i need now
Is confidence...
Cough gone....
Ideas...
If i have all that..
No doubt...
My oral should be fine...

But since today.. I was lack of ideas and still coughing...
ehehehe
Not too great...
It was scary standing in front....
I hoipe my voice was loud enough that ppl at the back can hear me..

And yesterday....
Char Nie sit at Becca's place.....
so.. she asked dunno who to take her book.. then she fly the book to her..
then the UFO thing started..
after that.... I said.. Unidentified Flying Object...
then bla bla bla bla bla ...
UFO has just became... Unidentified Fu*king Object.....
Then dunno who go and do something to Su Wen
and she was screaming.. Aaa!!!!!
Then i said she looked like UFO from my place..
LOL..........

I made a new word.. Its COL..
Cough Out Loud..
LOL
COL LOL

gahahahha... i think thats all for today... time for some little entertainment.. MAPLE..LOL

24 March 2009

NOTHING MUCH

Nothing much happened in school today...

today we went to bengkel for our KH project and then we i was sawing the wood... somehow the En Shudirman saw me... I saw until very tired already ( I sawed a few woods before that. dont say i am weak) after that, he told me not to sit cause he say 'no power'( marianne you win this time)

Then he showed me the proper way... and he saw for me.. within 5 second .. the wood that i was sawing until half dead...has broken into two.. he sawed it in like 5 secs..i saw like 5 minute also havent break.......LOL.. that time my reaction was like O_O...... teacher also helped Marianne saw her piece of wood....

After that.. i start sawing like how he did.. and it seems more effective but still very tiring...OH! and becca siad.. if we saw like this .. then one side of our arm will be muscular....so..its like right hand muscular...left hand not muscular..LOL

I think thats all for today..gtg...BYE..gotta finish elemen 1 for sj project..pass up tomorow!

Few more viewers and my hits reached 500! YAY!

23 March 2009

CHAPTER 4

Proud day of 3Setians 2009..

Today we learned about the chapter female reproductive system.

WOAH!!!!
memberi nafsu yang baru.....again

today we get to see cd...YAY!!! more animated vagina(s) and penis(s)LOL

dont think i disgusting ah... just wanna know more bout it..LOL...sweat..you guys just dont understand my feeling right now....excited for more chapter 4 lessons..wheeee.....

today when we looking at what happen during guys puberty....
I had an image of girl's puberty stuff..
when we almost reached there i told sook yii.. Im gonna laugh...
and the dummy on screen was flat..then when they say.. when girls reach puberty the breast will grow bigger..

The moment they say that..the dummy on screen punya boobs grew bigger..
then we burst out laughing like mad.. got more scene... but i lazy la.. got so many pin in te ass... i meant... got so many projects to do.. LOL.

bye for now....
my hits 481 already..19 more and i reached..
* retarded drums roll*





500!!! YAY!!! bye for now..off to projects.. and i am not rs-ing until i got free time to even fart...LOL

12 March 2009

Proud day OF 3 Setia

Proud Day of 3 Setia

HAHA! I can blog today!!! Today is such a honourable day because. We reached science chapter 4. We reached there a long time ago already. swt =_=" anyway. Today we got to the best part of chapter 4. Male reproductive system. Woohoo................ Getting horny and hornier. Ok, when teacher was teaching today. We cant stop giggling. But teacher is so scary, we have to keep a straight face. I din laugh when she kept saying Penis for about 10 times. But when she said vagina, i laughed.

Oh, and when she was explaining about how the sperm move out of the body... Bla bla sperm duct bla bla penis... then when she wanna say from the penis to vagina.. she was like this...

Erm.. the sperm go from the penis and erm... erm... (pause for a while) transfer into the vagina...

HAHA. I suspect that she was hesitating to say it because . She had never done it....... HAHA LOL. or maybe she just dunno how to say it......

Oh and after all that, she said this:Class, is there anything I left out? Boys? you should know right?

Then, the whole class laughed like there's no tomorrow. We laughed and laughed. Then we stopped.

After that, she had to settle the SPM stuff, so the class ended. Science make us energised while moral is like bedtime story. If you know what I mean. Ok . gtg. I will post more 2mrw... Bye.. and YAY!!! My hits reach 340++ so fast.. I like it...

Message to Marianne: I used the phrase " like there's no tomorrow" You dun mind right?

08 March 2009

WHEEEEEEE

MY HITS FINALLY REACHED 300+. WHEEEEEEEE *jumps around like a retarded kangaroo*

I wonder who's the 1 who broke the ice to to reach the number 300. Tee-hee.............
Dun worry guys. I'll make sure to post more. So you all visit more. And we can reach 400 faster. WWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......... I promise to not ever let my blog rot ever again. I'll post all the crap I have. After all, I am a really god "crap-per" but my crap is not totally crap. So i'll just post whatever I have. To make sure my blog never rot again.

Today,I wanna blog bout this movie Just follow Law , It's very old (produced 2006) The movie very the damn funny, you wanna watch it? well, if you are watching fot the first time. Then make sure you are not eating popcorns. Or else you might choke.

Dun worry, its very easy to understand. They speak a little bit of Chinese ,small bit of Hokkien like "Ka-na-sai = eat Shit. Cause they only speak simple english. Nice show, slight perverted. But no exposure, only got wear bikini which is really nothing too exposeed. Okay. gtg. Go watch the movie. DAMN FUNNY.

I can guarantee you'll laugh if you watch it for the first time. Second time...... No guarantee, cause i didn't laugh much. Because I already knew what would actually happen!!!! Okay, that's enough for this post. Bye bye.... I'll come back with another post..