Mosquitoes Everywhere!

not sure about you but it's definitely mosquito season for me..
mosquitoes.. mosquitoes everywhere! (everyday!)
my room isn't that huge so...
ONE SINGLE mosquito causes a HUGE impact on my sleep
because it will either suck my blood(making me feel itchy all over until i wake up T^T)
or it will come buzz at my ear until i wake up
or sometimes.. buzz at my ear and ALSO making me itchy all over

so my solution to this is to.. hunt it.. as in find it and kill it,
like squish it so flat all of the blood it sucked will ooze out of it's head
and the eyeball will pop out and all the legs and wings fall off
(yes, i hate mosquitoes to that extent)

this may sound stupid but i'm gonna have fun posting it anyway :P

How to Hunt Mosquitoes the Eco-friendly way :D

Methods to kill em'
#1 - use your hands! clap/grab it
#2 - use a shirt/cloth that's long enough for you to swing around(forcefully)

Scenario #1
If it's flying around, stay in a corner, don't move around and look around to see where it go
you don't have to look for it.. it will look for you and you can swing your shirt/cloth hard at the mosquito
and if you hit it hard enough, it will dead and lying on the ground somewhere :D
or you can just grab it with your hands but make sure you squish it flat before opening your palms again :O

Scenario #2
If it's staying at a flat surface such as a wall or the floor, hit it with your hands
but make sure your hands are flat when you whack it so that its confirmed dead
because sometimes it will be staying at the space between your palm and the surface if your hand isnt flat when u hit it :X

Scenario #3
If you woke up in the middle of night feeling itchy/a mosquito just buzzed at your eyes..
wake up, on the lights and look around wherever you were sleeping,
its bound to be somewhere near you just sitting there doing nothing, im serious -.-

Scenario #4
You are sure there's mosquitoes in your room but you don't see it ):
then the only thing to do is to move things around to get it OUT of its hiding area :/
then if it DID come out.. use your hands or shirt of whatever to kill it :D
this is slightly difficult though cause sometimes it wont move even if you did move it :O

and if ALL ELSE FAILS..
walk around the room and keep looking around till you find it
then chase it around the room until you get it woots!

yeah  i know it's stupid but i had fun typing it :P

Source: Personal Experience xD

Cheers!
-Chi Yan-